Bad Christmas Cracker Jokes
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Readers from the US may not know what a Christmas cracker (or bonbon) is, so have a quick read here if you are confused. In any event, here is a list, in no particular order, of some of the terrible jokes that came out of my family's Christmas lunch crackers this year:
Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Q: What two fish are needed to make a shoe?
A: A sole and an eel
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing.
Q: How can ...
